Funny Christmas Cards

Some of these phrases, you will read once and immediately know exactly who gets that one.

That is the whole point. These funny Christmas cards exist not as an abstract category but for the particular satisfaction of matching the right line to the right person who will completely lose it. "Ho Ho Holy Shit! What a year." "i heard you were naughty but that's none of my business." You already have someone in mind. That happens before you have decided to buy anything.

The honest part: the holidays ask everyone to feel a specific way, and for a lot of people, in a lot of years, that ask does not land. Sending something that actually admits it is its own kind of warmth. Sometimes the most accurate thing you can say to someone you love is "it's beginning to look a lot like fuck this."

24 cards across 12 designs, 4 x 5.5 inches, blank inside. Enough for your sister, your work wife, your friend who texted you the same thing in October.

These are for the people who would feel a little lied to by anything else.