Deck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Christmas Cards

This T-rex Christmas card is mid-roar, wrapped in string lights, wearing sunglasses, and has no intention of calming down. It looks like it is one beat away from breaking into something, and whoever gets it will feel that the second they pull it out of the envelope.

The phrase does the rest: deck yourself before you wreck yourself. Technically solid advice. Also completely unhinged. Both things are true at once, which is why it lands.

Finding a Christmas card for someone who rolls their eyes at Christmas cards is harder than it should be. The sweet ones miss. The generic funny ones go flat. This one commits all the way in, and that commitment is its own message, it tells the person opening it that whoever sent it knew exactly who they were sending it to.

Two colorways, same dinosaur: one on bright green, one on lavender. 24 cards total, 12 of each, at 4 x 5.5 inches. Designed and printed in-house in Columbus, Ohio.

The right person opens this and knows immediately someone thought of them specifically.