Skeleton Halloween Cards for the Friends Who Get It

Skeleton hands covering heart-shaped bosoms, that's the whole Halloween card. The bosoms are hearts. The hands are bone. "Happy Halloween" at the bottom, completely straight-faced about all of it.

Barely scandalous, self-aware about being barely scandalous, and somehow funnier for it. The scariness is optional. The laugh is not.

Not every group is going to get this. The ones who do will get it right away, the kind of right away that ends with someone texting a photo before they put the envelope down.

You already know exactly how it lands. All 24 cards are 4 x 5.5 inches, one design, ready to ship.