Funny Holiday Cards for the Friends Who Get It

The cards that make someone snort before they finish the first line.

Not a warm holiday greeting. Not a card that goes on the mantel and says nothing about either of you. These say the thing everyone was already thinking, ho ho holy shit what a year, it's the most wonderful time of the year. allegedly., and the person opening it laughs before they even realize it's a Christmas card. That laugh is the point. It gets through when sentiment doesn't.

Bold text, black and white, nothing to hide behind. Just the words, exactly as hard as words hit when there's nothing around them to soften it.

Twenty-four cards across 4 designs, each a 4 x 5.5-inch gut punch with an envelope included. Designed and printed in-house in Columbus, Ohio.

There's someone you're already picturing. They would absolutely lose it.