Merry Fucking Christmas Cards for the Friends Who Get It

There is a gap between "Merry Christmas" and what a lot of people actually mean when they say it. This card lives in that gap.

Not everyone gets through December on goodwill and hot cocoa. Some people are grinding through retail shifts while everyone around them performs festivity. Some are sitting across from family situations that do not soften just because there is a tree up. Some are just carrying something heavy and doing a convincing job of hiding it, except from the one or two people who already know. This card is for sending to those people.

Two designs: Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy Fucking Holidays, set in heavy white lettering on near-black. The typography is blunt and confident in the way 1970s commercial display type was, not trying to charm anyone, not softening anything. It matches the message exactly.

This is not a card for everyone. We know that and we made it anyway, because the people it is for have been sending the polite version for years.

At some point you want to hand someone like your sister something that says what you both already know, and these 24 folded cards, 4 x 5.5 inches and blank inside, designed and printed in Columbus, Ohio, are made for exactly that.