{"product_id":"to-hell-with-this-year-6604","title":"Good Tidings \u0026 Cheer Holiday Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe font sets up something ceremonial. Blackletter script, the kind that belongs on diplomas and old proclamations, opens with \"Good tidings \u0026amp; cheer.\" You expect the card to finish the thought politely. It does not.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThat turn is the whole thing. The formality is the setup, and \"to hell with this year\" is the payoff. The joke only works because the first half earns it. Whoever you send this to will see the fancy lettering, start reading, and hit the last line because someone finally said it out loud, in the fanciest possible lettering.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis is the card for the person you survived the year with. A co-worker. Someone who was in the room when it was rough. They lived the same year you did, and they will understand it immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe holiday card ritual generally asks everyone to perform a cheerfulness that, in a hard year, feels like a small agreement to pretend. This one doesn't ask for that.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eEach set comes with \u003cstrong\u003e24\u003c\/strong\u003e folded cards and envelopes, \u003cstrong\u003e4 x 5.5\u003c\/strong\u003e inches, one design per set.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe laugh that follows is what they'll remember.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ritzy Rose","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54142062264614,"sku":"6604","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0361\/3689\/files\/2_6202934d-e335-4860-95cc-66ce015cde9b.jpg?v=1792308622","url":"https:\/\/www.theritzyrose.com\/products\/to-hell-with-this-year-6604","provider":"RITZY ROSE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}